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Jolette is a beautiful, imaginative, brilliant girl who usually turns out to be a writer or philosopher. She is also a romantic and loves to read. Jolette is French and Latin and means Child of Jupiter or Child of Zeus.
Look at that Jolette with her head always in a book!

Oh my gosh, this book by Jolette is so good!
jolette by huggable360 March 19, 2017
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derived from: jolly.

loyal and devoted; thinks with her heart; an animal lover.

She is beautiful inside and out. Her laugh is contagious.

On the flip side-- Fuck with her, and she can make a grown man cry.

jollette's are easy to love.
I can't wait til Jollette gets here!
jollette by luckynymph February 10, 2010
She is Funny, caring , and makes some dumbass faces she is an amaizng friend honestly i love her she is great shes hard not to love she jus right and if no nigga treats her right ill hurt them.. Right now she falling for her nigga luis 👌 but love you bestfriend 😘💓
"Eat ass and smoke grass Jolette"
Jolette by Bigdog345 March 12, 2019
When you get molested by a guy named joe
guy 1 : i saw on the news that a person got joelested

guy 2 : yeah his name was joe
Joelested by joesiah December 16, 2019

JakeLettuce 

The Funniest Mac n Cheese loving man alive.
I LOVE MY BOI "JakeLettuce "
JakeLettuce by Scp-4.25. December 23, 2020
Gay, loves🍒, and likes big booty she will always fall in love with someone shorter then her Bc she likes small dick and looks like a troll
Jolette is a hoe
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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