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Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008
Related Words
Jojani JoJanie Jovani Joanie joaning jobani Jovanie Joani jolani johanis
Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.
Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.
DMV dialect

teasing ; making fun of, goin on
" aye man the teacher was joanin on the students it was funnie"
joanin by s3xy_danc3r May 14, 2010
She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).
Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.
Johanie by Wannah August 17, 2021
Joanie- a super nice, athletic person. Who always makes sure everyone is happy. She is the opposite of selfish. Extremely supportive and caring. Usually blonde hair and super beautiful. And does anything for a friend. She doesn’t ever try to get attention. But be careful she is very competitive!! If you are lucky enough to meet one cherish all the time you can. She is probably the coolest person ever. And is basically perfect.
The only right name to anatheletic nice caring person is Joanie.
Joanie by Blahlaba December 29, 2017

Jomanizer 

A habitual seducer of women. A man who is sustaining supposedly "exclusive" relationships with multiple girls simultaneously. A is a big flirt and enjoys making woman fall head over heals in love with him, even-though he has like 10,000,00 other girl friends.

A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure
The girl thought she found the love of her life, but it turns out that he was a total Jomanizer.
Jomanizer by TeresaB. September 26, 2010