johanis

a group of prophets that start revolutions in any city they reach, also known as Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Isaiah, Teribitha, Macrotites, and Prichardson.

The Johanis' tears cure aids.

by JIMY!@#$# February 7, 2008

Scarlett Johansson

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .

“ Scarlett Johansson is hot “

by Penishater2.0 April 3, 2021

nigga johanson

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.

"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"

by Laverga February 5, 2014

Jonanism

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Scarlett Johansson

She is one of the most beautiful actresses out there.
She is talented, kind and funny.
She was also one of the people that made me realise I was bisexual...
LADIES YOU GOTTA AGREE SHE IS AMAZING

Person 1: Who's your celebrity crush?
Person 2: Duh! Scarlett Johansson! Who else would it be?!
Person 1: Yeah, she's pretty amazing.

by Maxx15 May 28, 2021

johansen

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.

Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel

by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018

Scarlett Johansson

The most sexy hot actress that you will always answer smash}. From the come-hither face you will never forget to the boobs of a curvaceous woman which she is such and last but not least that torso of aphrodite(the Goddess of beauty) and those legs of seduction that no one can resist. This lady is not just a lady, she is the embodiment of perfection.

Person 1 :Smash or pass, Scarlett Johansson
Person two : Closed missionary (comes)

by Ryan Reynolds in 2oo9 May 21, 2019