Jobani

Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.

Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.

by It’s a Random Person May 7, 2019

jobani

Rosa's man .

Dam Jobani and rosa are goals 😉

by Lost boy May 30, 2017

Jobani

A variation of the Polish curse word Jebany. Usually screamed out from the top of your lungs in anger.

Victor why you team kill me Jobani?!?

by bepiscowma August 31, 2017

jobani

yasminas best buddy , the nigga bobo , jobani the gay boy , the coolest nigga ever , danny’s boyfriend

luv the nigga jobani

by ycandido1 December 7, 2018

jobnik

Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.

You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

Jonanism

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

joanin

DMV dialect

teasing ; making fun of, goin on

" aye man the teacher was joanin on the students it was funnie"

by s3xy_danc3r May 14, 2010