JoJanie

A triple threat. Fat, ugly and stupid!

n.
What a JoJanie! She ordered a truck load of BOBs and fried chicken.

v.
Damn, I was so hungry I JoJanied my order: I got the entire left side of the menu.

Person 1: El Dorado is the coolest night club in town!

Person 2: Only is you want to find a bunch of JoJanie's.

Person1: Oh, snap!

by Sofa Real December 12, 2011

Johanie

She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).

Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.

by Wannah August 17, 2021

Joanie

Joanie- a super nice, athletic person. Who always makes sure everyone is happy. She is the opposite of selfish. Extremely supportive and caring. Usually blonde hair and super beautiful. And does anything for a friend. She doesn’t ever try to get attention. But be careful she is very competitive!! If you are lucky enough to meet one cherish all the time you can. She is probably the coolest person ever. And is basically perfect.

The only right name to anatheletic nice caring person is Joanie.

by Blahlaba December 29, 2017

Jovanie

He is a guy who gets all the bitches.But the thing is that he is loyal and will do anything in his power to make his girl plzed.He has a huge dickand is good in bed and will love to smoke weed when he likes too,he has a cute smile, great attitude, and loves to make jokes,he might not be perfect but is so great to spend time with.

I love jovanie!

Jovanie has a huge dick!

Have a great day jovanie!

Jovanie is sooo,funny!

by Giowolfio January 7, 2019

The Old Joanie Effort

When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to complete said task out of pity or moral obligation.

Kory agrees to go to prom with Joanie to save her from going with a creepy kid named Stuart. Later that night, Joanie wants to put out but Kory knows he can't quite get it up. Still, he resigns to giving it the old Joanie effort.

by The Sex Gods June 9, 2009

Jovanie

A fat boy who get no girl and will never. Always the boy to finish your food like a vacuum. Small PP and will never get what he wants. Always cry’s for everything.

Jovanie gets no girl cry baby

by Nothing ortiz June 24, 2023

joanie

joanie is a very loyal person.. you can count on her whenever. she always there when you need someone, coolest n realist female you’ll ever meet no cap. her actions speak louder then words. never cap. gets madddddd very easily. goofy. nd anything you ask for inna female .

joanie was heree😝

by jusdatkid November 2, 2019