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Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.
Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.
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Dam Jobani and rosa are goals 😉
jobani by Lost boy May 30, 2017
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A variation of the Polish curse word Jebany. Usually screamed out from the top of your lungs in anger.
Victor why you team kill me Jobani?!?
Jobani by bepiscowma August 31, 2017
yasminas best buddy , the nigga bobo , jobani the gay boy , the coolest nigga ever , danny’s boyfriend
luv the nigga jobani
jobani by ycandido1 December 7, 2018
Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.
You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.
jobnik by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008
DMV dialect

teasing ; making fun of, goin on
" aye man the teacher was joanin on the students it was funnie"
joanin by s3xy_danc3r May 14, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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