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He is a guy who gets all the bitches.But the thing is that he is loyal and will do anything in his power to make his girl plzed.He has a huge dickand is good in bed and will love to smoke weed when he likes too,he has a cute smile, great attitude, and loves to make jokes,he might not be perfect but is so great to spend time with.
I love jovanie!

Jovanie has a huge dick!

Have a great day jovanie!

Jovanie is sooo,funny!
Jovanie by Giowolfio January 7, 2019
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A fat boy who get no girl and will never. Always the boy to finish your food like a vacuum. Small PP and will never get what he wants. Always cry’s for everything.
Jovanie gets no girl cry baby
Jovanie by Nothing ortiz June 24, 2023
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He is one of the funniest man in the world,he also has a huge dick and also last long in relationships and will be honest at all time.

He might also be known as the sex god

He does work hard,but only when he feels like it.
Hey that boy jovanie he's so funny.

Your such a jovanie.
Jovanie by Giowolfio January 6, 2019
Jovanie: a guy who’s insecure about certain things but is all-around perfect! He’s a great guy with a loving personality, loyal, and kind. He may have been hurt in the past but the future is looking bright for him! He’s perfect, and funny!
lexi: Wow who’s that’s?

Girl: That’s Jovanie, he’s sexy huh?;)
Jovanie by lexi42o December 4, 2021
She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).
Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.
Johanie by Wannah August 17, 2021
Joanie- a super nice, athletic person. Who always makes sure everyone is happy. She is the opposite of selfish. Extremely supportive and caring. Usually blonde hair and super beautiful. And does anything for a friend. She doesn’t ever try to get attention. But be careful she is very competitive!! If you are lucky enough to meet one cherish all the time you can. She is probably the coolest person ever. And is basically perfect.
The only right name to anatheletic nice caring person is Joanie.
Joanie by Blahlaba December 29, 2017
The most amazing and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's absolutely perfect. He has the most beautiful eyes and a stunning smile. He has a kind heart and is nice to everyone. He's the most adorable and charming boy. It's extremely hard to not fall in love with a Jovanne. His love is unconditional and he's a great listener. He is always there when you need him. Jovannes also love animals such as sloths and monkeys.
Woah girl who's that?
I don't know but he's perfect he must be a Jovanne!
Jovanne by merpgoesthesloth May 6, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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