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A guy who gets all the bitches with his big dick. All the girls are on his dick.They like sucking it up and down.
1. Dude I wish I was a Jovani.

2. If I was a Jovani I would get all the bitches.
by Urbandefiner123 November 01, 2013
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The most handsome guy in the entire world. Has a heart of gold for the people he cares about. Genuinely wants to help people anyway he can. SUPER attractive voice and laugh, they both will melt your heart. Also very silly and funny. You’ll want him in your life for a long, long time.
That Jovani kid is one of a kind.
by heartatrest January 03, 2020
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Comes from a bloodline of warriors, is a great fighter and athletic and he gets all the bitches. people wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up famous or rich he’s a very loyal person until he feels betrayed, a warm hearted person thinks of other he doesn’t give up that easily and does everything he can do to make his family proud a Jovani in Latin means FATHER OF THE SKY. He’s basically a badass and doesn’t mind smoking a blunt with the homies.
Guy 1: damn I wish I was a Jovani

Guy 2: Jovani is so badass why can’t I get all the hoes like him.
by Lookalive April 02, 2018
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A person who loves to Party Rock. Shufflin everyday is included in Party Rocking. MUST BE SEXY.
Guy 1: "Is party rock anthem playing?!?!"

Guy 2: " OMG go call Jovani!!"

jovani: "LET THE PARTY ROCK WOOOOOO"(while shufflin)
by Jmanpsu July 19, 2011
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Typically a very annoying person that is a total know it all.
Also thinks he can win any argument and that his opinions only matter.
Guy 1: Hey guys I just got a Xbox!

Guy 2: I got a ps3 but thats cool!

Jovani: Actually a ps3 has higher resolution and more better games, you should do more research before you purchase a game ._.

Guy 1: ....

Guy 2: GTFO!
by Opisafag May 14, 2011
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