Johnothon

A name misspelled by the host of The Buddhism Hotline, Wesley Hills

Ok mike whats a cuck? Johnothon needs to know!

by blskvn June 21, 2018

Johnston Scholar

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.

"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."

by oldee worldee June 20, 2019

Johnstoned

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

Johnaton

Johnaton is a fine boy. He has a big sense of humor and an awkward laugh. He is tall and fun to be around. He is very unforgettable.

I have loved Johnaton ever since I met him.

by Xaniqua October 30, 2018

Johnathan Smith

Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.

Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.

by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020

John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.

1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston

by The Word Dude November 11, 2011

Daniel Johnston

Musician and artist who suffers from Bipolar Disorder. Has a cult following, but achieved little commercial success. His music is marked by profound emotion.

"Remember when Kurt Cobain wore that Daniel Johnston shirt? More famous people should do that."

by EdgarM. November 29, 2007