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Jonothon 

Someone who operates on the audacity-to-brain ratio of 10:1. Dumb as a rock, yet somehow convinced they’re Einstein. Leaves disaster and eye-rolls in their wake.
Classic Jonothon—still telling stories no one believes.
Jonothon by Victimoffraud September 3, 2025
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Acting like jonothon 

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”

Jonathon 

Jonathon knows what he wants in life and he's not afraid to go for it. He's forward but extremely kind and it gives him a very approachable aspect to him. He's probably been through a lot but is still a very cheerful guy, although sometimes has a very brooding look. He's very handsome and is generally extremely likable and many will vouch for him on that. He gets along with all of his superiors and is hard working in anything he applies himself to. He has a adventurous side to him and isn't afraid to explore new talents and skills. He's always willing to learn or try something new, he's a very admirable guy. Don't be afraid to talk to him because you'll likely end up meeting one of the most kindest people you know.
"Yooo! It's Jonathon!"
Jonathon by Siniac November 2, 2022

Jonathon Jones 

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything
tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'
Jonathon Jones by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018

Jonathon Ng 

Jonathon Ng, also known as Eden, is a music artist who is best known for his amazing songs Drugs, and Crash.

Jonathons father is from China and met his Irish mother in Dublin, then they gave birth to this legend.
Previously, until 2015 he was known as The Eden Project, and currently is known as Eden.
What song is that? It’s amazing!
Oh, it’s just Eden, aka Jonathon Ng!
Jonathon Ng by TheEdenProject May 23, 2018

Jonathon 

an amazing guy, who is funny and social. he deserves the best in life and deserves to be with an amazing girl. he knows exactly how to make people laugh and isn't so bad to look at either. actually, he's absolutely sexy and good lookin. anyone that is lucky enough to have him in their life should truly keep him there.
Jacob: "Man who you thinking about?"

Jane: "No one just Jonathon."
Jonathon by flipfantasy April 20, 2011

Jonathon Young 

1. Canadian actor, best known for his role Nikola Tesla in the TV-series Sanctuary. Also co-founder of the Electric Company Theatre in Vancouver, Canada.
Jonathon is an extremely talented actor and a great person, as he managed to overcome the loss of his daughter Azra in 2009 and to continue his work.
He was nominated for Best Guest Performance by a Male in a Dramatic Series for his role in "Revelations part 2" (Sanctuary) for the Leo Awards 2009 and won a Jessie award in 2011 for Outstanding Original Script.
The fans call him "J-Yo", this nickname having been proposed by his colleague on Sanctuary, Ryan Robbins.

2. Can also be used as an adjective, generally referring a mixture of pure epicness and sexiness.
1. Jonathon is my favorite actor! I love him so much!
Jonathon Young has the most ruffable hair ever.
2.That guy is so abnormally hot and delicious, he's so J-Yo!
Jonathon Young by blackkitty June 28, 2011
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