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'Johnathon' is completely individual, just like the spelling of his name. He's just too awesome for the conventional spelling, in the same way that he's too awesome to fit the conventional idea of normal in his personality and style. He's tall and handsome and a total tank, wears op shop style clothes and makes them look amazing. He plays basketball and listens to bands most people have never heard of. He's confident, energetic, hilarious and heaps of fun, and has possibly the strangest laugh ever. He's the most loving guy ever, and cares so deeply about everyone. He has a way of seeing people that's different to the way others do- he sees past the front to the brokenness underneath, then somehow manages to see beyond that to beauty; beauty the person can't see themself. He makes people feel special and builds them up with encouragement. He's impossible to forget.
'Do you think Johnathon knows how amazing he is?'
by just_me:) December 14, 2012
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Johnathon, the guy who gets it all. Everyone says, he’s always lucky.
Is that Johnathon with Aimee? Man he’s good!

Wow, how is Johnathon so cool? He was born cool.
Man did Johnathon paint that on her? Yeh he’s mad!
by Nopokes August 05, 2019
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A Sexy Piece of meat that will give consent for sex always, if you want sex you should ask Johnathon because he will always say yes.
"I need sex"
"You need to ask a Johnathon"
by DontUseUrRealNameLol September 15, 2019
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Correct spelling .. biblical. Typically smart independent person. Perfect baby name
Johnathon is a amazing person, and he is beautiful.
by Jgl1993 December 29, 2017
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A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.
by Johnathon S. October 16, 2008
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1. When you race a friend to the Porta-Potty.
2. When you run a long way to get to the Porta-Potty.
1. I ran a johnathon against Jack.
2. Dylan ran a johnathon because the Porta-Potty was 30 yards away.
by DarthRM February 27, 2015
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A person who wears a hood up but puts the sides behind their ears. They usually play video games and are way cooler then Big Cheese. They dont talk about the shortening.
Did Johnathon just stick their hands in the cookies?
by BNHA addict July 06, 2019
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