Johnaton

Johnaton is a fine boy. He has a big sense of humor and an awkward laugh. He is tall and fun to be around. He is very unforgettable.

I have loved Johnaton ever since I met him.

by Xaniqua October 30, 2018

Johnston Scholar

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.

"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."

by oldee worldee June 20, 2019

Johnstoned

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.

1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston

by The Word Dude November 11, 2011

Daniel Johnston

Musician and artist who suffers from Bipolar Disorder. Has a cult following, but achieved little commercial success. His music is marked by profound emotion.

"Remember when Kurt Cobain wore that Daniel Johnston shirt? More famous people should do that."

by EdgarM. November 29, 2007

Daniel Johnston

A musical genius and a great artist with bi polar disorder. His music is characterized by simple guitar/piano and painfully direct lyrics. A lot His early works in the 80's is recorded on a sanyo boombox. His biggest influence is the Beatles.

Mike: Hey Bob Dylan was cool but was he cool enough to make money on lo-fi cheap cassettes
larry: Yeah Daniel Johnston is way cool

by Irie Fire January 20, 2009

Levi Johnston

The white trash high school dropout father of Sarah Palin's out-of-wedlock grandchild. Mr. Johnston is currently estranged from Palin's daughter Bristol Palin and is negotiating a photo shoot to display his weiner on Playgirl.com.

I asked Bristol Palin what she every saw in Levi Johnston. She replied "well, mainly his Moose Meat. He has a really big one, you know. Just wait until you see it on Playgirl.com."

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009