jizzoon 

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

jizzoon by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007

Jizzoon 

a cup that you whack it into. The cup is meant to catch the semen so that it won't make a mess when you finish. It's a spitoon for your cock what more can I say.

Welp. It's time to shoot some globs of glue into the old jizzoon.

Jizzoon: oh my god please just fucking kill me already

Jizzoon by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

jizzmonster 

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

jizzmonster by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

jizzoint 

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

jizzoint by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

Jizzbonanza 

Jizz, jizz, jizz, oh my god I'm drowning in jizz

I had a couple of girlfriends over for lunch yesterday, it ended in a jizzbonanza

Jizzbonanza by vgrd January 3, 2011

jizzmonster 

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

jizzmonster by jizzmo June 6, 2005

jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.

Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.

jizzdonkey by Saint712 June 26, 2007