CookieMonster

A person who goes totaly fan-girl/boy over anything David Cook related. (Winner of American Idol 2008) They call him "Cookie" due to his last name, "Cook" and know as much information on him as a phonebook knows about phone numbers. Will stand in line for ANYTHING David Cook related for about 5 hours (starting at midnight, no less), sleeping in a tent while listening to David Cook CD's they've already purchased and eating only Cerio's in their PJ's. Often found anoying.

Person one: Do you know if Renna's at school today?

Person two: Yeah. She's been in the restroom crying for the past three periods because she couldn't get David Cook tickets.

Person one: Wow, what a CookieMonster.

CookieMonster by DictionarySurfer April 15, 2009

COOKIEMONSTER

A girl who REALLY wants it. Cookiemonsters are primitive creatures that are found mainly in regions categorized by Suburban Jewopolisness. In many cases, Cookiemonsters will act violently when they are refused it.*

There are various ways of determining whether or not a girl is in fact a Cookiemonster. One of which is by simply observing their acts. Should a girl stand in the corner, straddling a filing cabinet, she is probably a HUGE Cookiemoster.

*The fact that Cookiemonsters want it does not at all require attractive rowers to give it to them.

1: That Cookiemonster wants to crumble.

2: Don't buy those clothes, that's what a Cookiemonster would wear.

3: Don't give it to that girl, she's a big Cookiemonster.

COOKIEMONSTER by Gwen Olaze March 11, 2008

Cookiemonster

A crazy easy to love person who is hallariouse and easy to get alone with xD

Wow that guy is suck a Cookiemonster

Cookiemonster by whitneysporty9 March 27, 2011

cookiemonster ike 

a REAL JERK FROM HELL >: >: >: >: LOL J/K HE'S ALLRIGHT ;) ;)

COOKIEMONESTR IKE LIKES SOUTH PARK AND THAT IS IRONIC BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GET IRONY AND SOUTH PARK IS FULL OF IRONY :lol

cookiemonster ike by willie April 16, 2004

blowing the cookie monster 

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

blowing the cookie monster by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia 

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

cookie monster 

Beloved Hungarian born Sesame Street regular, who fled Budapest after the 1956 Soviet Invasion. He emmigrated to Zaire (now The Democratic Republic of Congo), and taught languages to the Luba tribe, including English.

He was hired in 1967 to teach the letters of the alphabet on a PBS pilot "Sesame Street" and continued to commute between Sesame Street to his classroom in Zaire, when scheduling permitted. Houston Rocket Great Dikembe Mutombo was a former English student of his, and they often dine together in New York.

With the overwhelming fame that came from the success of "Sesame Street", Monster drew attention to issues near and dear to himself. He demonstrated outside the Soviet Embassy following the invasion of Czechoslovakia, and was a constant presence on Television round table discussions during the Polish Solidarity movement of the early 80s He is also an outspoken advocate for Diabetes research (having been diagnosed in 1962).

When the wall fell, the Cookie Monster was finally reunited with his wife Ildiko and his now grown two sons. His daughter died of mad cow disease in 1975, having never seen him again since his flight from Budapest. Hungarian television blocked access to public television, and denounced Cookie Monster as a traitor and a thief. Ildiko died in 1992 during a grease fire in her new home in Paris.

He currently lives in Monaco with his new wife Prairie Dawn and their three children. He serves as a special ambassador to the UN Human Rights committee, and is also acting as special liaison in the current Israeli-Palestinian peace talks.

The Cookie Monster is subject to seizures and violent outbursts, which have taken a toll on his furry blue intestinal tract.

cookie monster by Kermit the exiled Frog. March 13, 2008