jeepzilla's definitions

fatch

Fat snatch. It's the area on a fat woman between her snatch and belly button(kinda looks like a giant snatch).

That hooker had the biggest fatch I've ever seen!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

rat mattress

A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.)

Let's shame this drunken man and stick a rat mattress to his forhead since he passed out!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

turd float

To rain.

It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

hooty rat

A marijuana cigarette. A large joint filled with sweet mary jane, similar to a spliff. Also reffered to as a big fat hooty rat.

I smoked a big fat hooty rat before I got my tongue pierced!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

jizzoint

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

sewer pickle

A turd. A floater, often hairy, corny, or nutty. Sometimes multi-colored and considered hazardous nuclear material.

Somebody left a sewer pickle in the shitter last night!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

hot fudge salad

This is when you're the recipient of a tossed salad and during the act you accidentaly shart.

Dude! I gave your little sister a hot fudge salad last night while your mom watched! BOOYAH!

by jeepzilla August 17, 2004