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Meat Glove
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A
self
powered handjob using someone
else
's
hand
Deacon
D gave himself a meat glove when his one-night-
stand
refused to
go
through the motions.
Meat Glove
by
Jizzmo
August 31, 2014
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jizzmonster
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Like
the
cookiemonster
, but with
jizz
.
Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'
m
the Jizzmonster!!!!
jizzmonster
by
jizzmo
June 6, 2005
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