jizzdonkey
Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.
jizzdonkey by Saint712 June 26, 2007
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Jizz donkey
An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.
Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.
Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.
Jizz donkey by Lucy Griffiths August 20, 2011
jizzmonkey
A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007
JizzJockey.
1. A horse who is super horny and cums.
2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
JizzJockey. by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010
Jizzmonkery
1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.
1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
Jizzmonkery by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009
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