Jewsuit
Jew who graduated from (or attended or taught at) a Jesuit Catholic university or school.
pronunced: jew'-zoo-it
pronunced: jew'-zoo-it
Jewsuit by rickster_dc September 3, 2005
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Jesuit Mafia
People that attended a Jesuit school and receive job opportunities and favors from another who attended a Jesuit school. It is a known common practice in the Northeast, as well as California. Schools noted for their Jesuit Mafia connections include Georgetown, Marquette, Boston College, Loyola Marymount, Santa Clara, University of San Francisco, Gonzaga, Xavier, and Creighton.
Person 1: How in the hell did Kyle get hired?
Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.
Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.
Jesuit Mafia by ajcarm March 14, 2013
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Friggin' Franciscan's are getting their asses kicked by the Southern Baptists in Zimbabwe...send in the Jesuits!
Jesuits by harry flashman July 12, 2003
Jesuit Tampa
The best private school in Tampa, Florida. The school consists of 680 young men who are athletic, intelligent, and downright sexy. Females flock to Jesuit events in hopes on finding a dominant male mating partner. Jesuit consistenly sends kids to college unlike other schools such as Tampa Catholic and Plant.
"Wow, not only is that Jesuit Tampa guy hot, but he's going somewhere in life. I want to carry his children."
Jesuit Tampa by Joe Sabin October 29, 2009
U of D Jesuit
A private, jesuit, college prep high school (one of few) still located in the actual city of Detroit. If you're looking for an ad of this school, check wikipedia.. if you want the real low down keep reading.
U of D draws in kids from the slums of detroit all the way to the rich kids in Grosse Pointe and Bloomfield hills, and everywhere in between.
The kids who go here can pretty much be separated into:
Rich kids: If from Bloomfield Hills, they probably go here because they dont have the humility to go to public school, (Brother rice may as well be included as a public school), want a better education than Notre Dame Prep, don't want to become a shallow (explainably) stereotyped Country day Kid, or cant afford/dont want to pay 20 grand to go to Cranbrook.
If from Grosse Pointe, they probably go to U of D because they want to go to private school, and the only other one in the area is University Liggett, which they probably don't want to pay the 20 grand tuition for either.
Middle Class Suburban kids: scarcest of the bunch. Most of the kids from these areas are either scared of the prospect of a private school in general or more specifically of Detroit in the case of U of D. Range all the way from Canton to Rochester.
Detroiters: AKA the black kids. Surprisingly, most of them arent the athletes, although a good number are, and are on scholarship. A lot of them are legit, and cool to be around then there are the fake ones from nice parts of Detroit that try to fit in and make idiots of themselves doing so. They go here because plain and simply, Detroit Public Schools are garbo.
U of D has more diversity than arguably any school in Michigan, in terms of ethnicity and culture. It hosts one of the finest educations in the state and had 8 national merit semi finalists in 2007.
SPORTS:
The U of D student section is THE MOST spirited in the catholic league. Although the football team went 0-9 in 2007, anyone who went to the games would have seen packed bleachers filled with kids, painted chest and all, screaming and cheering for the life of them.
U of D's best sports are probably basketball, baseball, golf, hockey and the lacrosse team is showing promise.
It (speaking from experience) is the most fun I have ever had in my life. the brotherhood formed between the students is incomparable. CC and Bro Rice hate on U of D, but hey a little jealousy is understandable.
U of D draws in kids from the slums of detroit all the way to the rich kids in Grosse Pointe and Bloomfield hills, and everywhere in between.
The kids who go here can pretty much be separated into:
Rich kids: If from Bloomfield Hills, they probably go here because they dont have the humility to go to public school, (Brother rice may as well be included as a public school), want a better education than Notre Dame Prep, don't want to become a shallow (explainably) stereotyped Country day Kid, or cant afford/dont want to pay 20 grand to go to Cranbrook.
If from Grosse Pointe, they probably go to U of D because they want to go to private school, and the only other one in the area is University Liggett, which they probably don't want to pay the 20 grand tuition for either.
Middle Class Suburban kids: scarcest of the bunch. Most of the kids from these areas are either scared of the prospect of a private school in general or more specifically of Detroit in the case of U of D. Range all the way from Canton to Rochester.
Detroiters: AKA the black kids. Surprisingly, most of them arent the athletes, although a good number are, and are on scholarship. A lot of them are legit, and cool to be around then there are the fake ones from nice parts of Detroit that try to fit in and make idiots of themselves doing so. They go here because plain and simply, Detroit Public Schools are garbo.
U of D has more diversity than arguably any school in Michigan, in terms of ethnicity and culture. It hosts one of the finest educations in the state and had 8 national merit semi finalists in 2007.
SPORTS:
The U of D student section is THE MOST spirited in the catholic league. Although the football team went 0-9 in 2007, anyone who went to the games would have seen packed bleachers filled with kids, painted chest and all, screaming and cheering for the life of them.
U of D's best sports are probably basketball, baseball, golf, hockey and the lacrosse team is showing promise.
It (speaking from experience) is the most fun I have ever had in my life. the brotherhood formed between the students is incomparable. CC and Bro Rice hate on U of D, but hey a little jealousy is understandable.
U of D Jesuit by DX09865 January 11, 2008
Jesuit Dallas
The most chill school in the DFW metroplex. Although it isn't co-ed, all the bros get the girls often. The "gay jokes" are pretty funny i guess for some people, but whats actually funnier is that the people that tell them dont get girls themselves. It is for smarter bros than JP2, more socially adept bros than Cistercian, and more athletic bros than parrish. Jesuit is beast at the major sports: lax, bball, football, and baseball. They also have some other good "teams" that I won't waste time mentioning. Jesuit is so chill that students are allowed to watch harry potter the week befor the new release, play ping pong, watch the world series and olympics, and have nerf gun wars in the library all during school!
Lax Bro #1: "Bro, where do you go to school?"
Lax Bro #2: "haha Jesuit Dallas man, its totally dank!"
Lax Bro #1: "I hear that place is so chill."
Lax Bro #2: "It is."
Lax Bro #1: "Nappy!"
Lax Bro #2: "haha Jesuit Dallas man, its totally dank!"
Lax Bro #1: "I hear that place is so chill."
Lax Bro #2: "It is."
Lax Bro #1: "Nappy!"
Jesuit Dallas by phillyphromtexas December 15, 2010
Jesuit Appropriate
The term coined by St. Xaiver students.
Usually means the appropriate-ness that is approved by St. X.
Usually means the appropriate-ness that is approved by St. X.
"At my end of the school year at St. X party, there will be games, food and dancing! But let's keep it Jesuit appropriate!!!"
Jesuit Appropriate by LickingLampshades September 25, 2011
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