jewsitar 

A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.

Dude, I once saw a jewsitar in India. Sounded like Phil Collins.
Dude. Mine sounds like Kiss.

Hey man, jewsitar isn't a Scrabble word.
*Whines* But I get the triple word score!

jewsitar by TI894life June 30, 2009

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.

Jewnitarian by lynx wings April 24, 2005

Jewstar 

A word used, mostly by gentiles (non-Jews), to refer to the Star of David, or the six-pointed star.
Usually used in good-humored jest.

Stacy: "I'm gonna draw a Jewstar!"

Jewstar by Bearpelt AKA Mage June 16, 2009

Jewstard 

The rare infusion of equal parts Jew and Bastard.

"Wtf is wrong with John? He didn't throw down on the bag and got all pissed we didn't use HIS bong."

"Man, that guy is always a Jewstard."

Famous Jewstard- Mel Gibson

Jewstard by Peacex420 July 1, 2011