jewshit 

A piece of Jewish Excrement.

Damn you fucking jewshit

jewshit by Jc` April 18, 2006

jewshit 

A term used by racists/anti-semites/idiots to describe a person of Jewish decent.

"Look at the Jewshit" said the Nazi

jewshit by The funky monkey April 18, 2006

jewsitar 

A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.

Dude, I once saw a jewsitar in India. Sounded like Phil Collins.
Dude. Mine sounds like Kiss.

Hey man, jewsitar isn't a Scrabble word.
*Whines* But I get the triple word score!

jewsitar by TI894life June 30, 2009

Jewshi 

Kosher sushi

I would like to serve Jewshi on Passover.

Jewshi by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

Jewsuit 

Jew who graduated from (or attended or taught at) a Jesuit Catholic university or school.

pronunced: jew'-zoo-it

Madeline Albright is a famous Jewsuit -- my friend Josh not so much....

Jewsuit by rickster_dc September 3, 2005

Jewshot

A ugly and most undescribably disgusting basketball shot made by a jewish or Jewish related person

"dude look at that shot! That was totally a Jewshot."

"Damn i know, that was an air-ball!"

"I know!"

"Hey wanna smoke some weed?"

Jewshot by DJ Gowa January 4, 2010

Jewshi 

Sushi made of jew food, such as lox, cream cheese, and so on.

Q. Would you like some smoked salmon and cream cheese sushi?
A. Fuck no! I ain't eating that Jewshi bullshit!

Jewshi by nappy pappy May 1, 2008