12 definitions by rickster_dc
Going to the next available movie no matter what the movie is. Very dangerous, but potentially very rewarding, because you usually don't have a chance to read up on the film beforehand, adding to the newness and risk.
--Hey, you doing anything? Let's play movie roulette!
--Bra, no way! Last time we did that we ended up seeing Gigli. I ain't doing that again.
--Yeah, but we might get an Ingmar Bergman flick, too.
--True... okay, but I'll pound you if it's got Pauly Shore in it.
--Bra, no way! Last time we did that we ended up seeing Gigli. I ain't doing that again.
--Yeah, but we might get an Ingmar Bergman flick, too.
--True... okay, but I'll pound you if it's got Pauly Shore in it.
by rickster_dc September 9, 2005
Acronym for frequently unasked questions.
Snarky alternative to faq (frequently asked questions).
Often seen on web sites posted by adolescent, weltschmertz-filled, Kant-reading, amateur philosopher wannabes who think they are being clever. Or their parents who now run advertising agencies or design web sites professionally.
Alternates: frequently unanswerable questions; frequently unaskable questions; or frequently unanswered questions.
Snarky alternative to faq (frequently asked questions).
Often seen on web sites posted by adolescent, weltschmertz-filled, Kant-reading, amateur philosopher wannabes who think they are being clever. Or their parents who now run advertising agencies or design web sites professionally.
Alternates: frequently unanswerable questions; frequently unaskable questions; or frequently unanswered questions.
by rickster_dc July 7, 2005
online booty; used by gay men who frequent AOL chat rooms, especially, or other online or internet sites, to pick up quick sexual encounters.
Originated in Washington DC.
Originated in Washington DC.
Gay man # 1: Hey--I thought you said you weren't gonna be around this afternoon?
Gay man # 2: I went on aol to order take out, but that faggot's standing me up...
Gay man # 2: I went on aol to order take out, but that faggot's standing me up...
by rickster_dc April 20, 2005
The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
"Oh my God--Don't touch that!! It's Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he's a lawyer."
"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
by rickster_dc March 22, 2006
Response used by when called a "faggot"; used ironically or not, depending on the situation and danger (perceived or real).
--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.
--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.
--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.
by rickster_dc September 12, 2005
A particularly effeminate gay man (as opposed to a butch, leather queen, for example).
Usually used only by other gay men.
Usually used only by other gay men.
<bar fly #1> What is that screemin' over there.
<bar fly #2> That girl's all excited...
<bar fly #1> Is there a girl in this place?
<bar fly #2> No, it's that *girl* over there...
<bar fly #2> That girl's all excited...
<bar fly #1> Is there a girl in this place?
<bar fly #2> No, it's that *girl* over there...
by rickster_dc July 29, 2005
RMS is a 'tag' that appears on the cocks (or in the general area) of some contestants on the popular web site RateMySchlong.com. Raters of cocks can enlarge images to view dicks and then rate the cocks and leave comments.
Dude, I just noticed the RMS on that hot cock when I did the left click. I need to suck that off of there for you. You do not want to get ink poisoning. Let me help save you!!!!
by rickster_dc March 18, 2005