The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
"Oh my God--Don't touch that!! It's Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he's a lawyer."
Derogatory term for Prince George's "PG" County, Maryland, a suburb of Washington DC. Now has more murders than DC. More and more low-income African-American DC residents (and others) are being forced out of DC by high rents and real estate prices, and moving to PG County.
DC is subdivided into eight political ward
s. PG County is just over the border from Ward 8, which is east of the Anacostia River in DC, and DC's poorest and blackest ward.
<Dupont Circle guy> Dude, you still looking for a place to live?
<Dupont Circle guy #2> Man, I can't believe this shit. Rent's all so fuckin' expensive. I'm gonna end up in Ward Nine.
<Dupont Circle guy> *snort*
Acronym for frequently unasked questions.
alternative to faq
(frequently asked questions).
Often seen on web sites posted by adolescent, weltschmertz-filled, Kant-reading, amateur philosopher wannabes who think they are being clever. Or their parents who now run advertising agencies or design web sites professionally.
Alternates: frequently unanswerable questions; frequently unaskable questions; or frequently unanswered questions.
Does urbandictionary.com have a fuq section?
Don't you mean 'faq'?
Uh, sure, that's what I said.
Response used by when called a "faggot
"; used ironically or not, depending on the situation and danger (perceived or real).
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.
Variation of "xo
", meaning 'hugs and kisses and fucks' (or kisses and hugs and fucks), as a sentimental farewell, seen in gay online chat or emails, usually after 'real-time' sex or hookup has occurred.
Guy # 1: "Hey stud, like I said, I had a great time last nite. Sorry I couldn't stay overnight. We gotta get 2gether again sometime soon."
Guy # 2: "Okay, dude, i'd like that too. cya, xof --rickster"
Going to the next available movie no matter what the movie is. Very dangerous, but potentially very rewarding, because you usually don't have a chance to read up on the film beforehand, adding to the newness and risk.
--Hey, you doing anything? Let's play movie roulette!
--Bra, no way! Last time we did that we ended up seeing Gigli. I ain't doing that again.
--Yeah, but we might get an Ingmar Bergman flick, too.
--True... okay, but I'll pound you if it's got Pauly Shore in it.
(n.) Alternate e-mail address established specifically to chat, hook up online or cruise porn sites. Used particularly in gay circles to trick
for casual sex online.
Not the e-mail address you would give your parents to contact you. Usually somewhat descriptive, depending on how skanky
/quick/successful you want to be, unless you're looking for a LTR
Examples might be 'thick8top42nite@~~~'; safemsclbtm4anyandall@~~~'; or 63yoxianskssoulmate@~~~'