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Jewologist 

A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".
Ben is a Jewologist

Ben is Grand Master Stooge.
Jewologist by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006
Words you can keep

joyologist

a term used by Jason Mraz and friends to describe someone whose main purpose or job is to bring joy to others.

"Calling her {Tricia} our 'Joyologist' is the way we acknowledge her for the extraordinary job she’s created. Her knowledge of the road, raw food, and rowdy men, partnered with the practice of yoga and patience empowers her to bring so much peace, love, and joy to everyone in our touring community and the extended families (including you) affected by our travels." (from Jason Mraz's blog)
"when Jimmy bakes me those vegan cookies I could swear he's my very own joyologist"
joyologist by dots11 July 21, 2009

joyologist

The scientists that study the field of joyology. Joyology is the science of creating and administering joy to the world.
Santa Claus and his Lead Joyologist and Director of Joyology, Lis Cass are out delivering joy to the world :)

#YOLO
joyologist by Benevolent Fist Society February 17, 2017

Jerkologist 

1. The guy that observes someones "Jerk" and gives them thier opinion on it.

2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to

Jerk Dance
Hey Can You Tell Me What You Think About My Jerk, Since You Are The So Called Jerkologist oF This Area.

jobologist 

A person who studies jobs and the "real" sub-set of rules that govern the day to day interaction between people in Corporate America. As of date, there is only one known Jobologist in the world, Waqas aka John Sanders.
I felt really unsure about my future, so I talked to my jobologist, and he really refreshed me on my jobisms. Now I know exactly what I want to do in my career and how to do it! Thank goodness for Jobology
jobologist by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010

Jellologist

Noun—one who is a master of creating alcoholic gelatin cups
After winning the annual shot-off competition, Jennifer Lopez was awarded Jellologist of the Year.
Jellologist by whitdiggity March 14, 2021

Jamologist 

A person who likes girls specifically under the age of 15.
James didn't realise that he was a Jamologist until he fell in love with Gabi from Attack on Titan.
Nayte has been a known Jamologist for years without being caught.
Jamologist by John Black Ops May 6, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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