1. The guy that observes someones "Jerk" and gives them thier opinion on it.
2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to
A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!