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A person who studies jobs and the "real" sub-set of rules that govern the day to day interaction between people in Corporate America. As of date, there is only one known Jobologist in the world, Waqas aka John Sanders.

I felt really unsure about my future, so I talked to my jobologist, and he really refreshed me on my jobisms. Now I know exactly what I want to do in my career and how to do it! Thank goodness for Jobology

jobologist by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010

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joyologist

a term used by Jason Mraz and friends to describe someone whose main purpose or job is to bring joy to others.

"Calling her {Tricia} our 'Joyologist' is the way we acknowledge her for the extraordinary job she’s created. Her knowledge of the road, raw food, and rowdy men, partnered with the practice of yoga and patience empowers her to bring so much peace, love, and joy to everyone in our touring community and the extended families (including you) affected by our travels." (from Jason Mraz's blog)

"when Jimmy bakes me those vegan cookies I could swear he's my very own joyologist"

joyologist by dots11 July 21, 2009

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joyologist

The scientists that study the field of joyology. Joyology is the science of creating and administering joy to the world.

Santa Claus and his Lead Joyologist and Director of Joyology, Lis Cass are out delivering joy to the world :)

#YOLO

joyologist by Benevolent Fist Society February 17, 2017

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Mobologist

A fake "scientist" that studies the mafia and mob involvement in modern history. This person panders to a dumb demographic that thinks they know about the Italian culture and infers they are all gangsters.

After reading the godfather, I am now a mobologist.

Mobologist by Jackson doff October 30, 2017

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Jewologist

A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".

Ben is a Jewologist

Ben is Grand Master Stooge.

Jewologist by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006

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Jonoligist

The study of dicks

I went to the jonoligist yesterday to get the red bump on my pecker checked out.

Jonoligist by Hah hah ha May 18, 2018

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Jamologist

A person who likes girls specifically under the age of 15.

James didn't realise that he was a Jamologist until he fell in love with Gabi from Attack on Titan.
Nayte has been a known Jamologist for years without being caught.

Jamologist by John Black Ops May 6, 2025

dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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