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jobologist 

A person who studies jobs and the "real" sub-set of rules that govern the day to day interaction between people in Corporate America. As of date, there is only one known Jobologist in the world, Waqas aka John Sanders.
I felt really unsure about my future, so I talked to my jobologist, and he really refreshed me on my jobisms. Now I know exactly what I want to do in my career and how to do it! Thank goodness for Jobology
jobologist by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010
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joyologist

a term used by Jason Mraz and friends to describe someone whose main purpose or job is to bring joy to others.

"Calling her {Tricia} our 'Joyologist' is the way we acknowledge her for the extraordinary job she’s created. Her knowledge of the road, raw food, and rowdy men, partnered with the practice of yoga and patience empowers her to bring so much peace, love, and joy to everyone in our touring community and the extended families (including you) affected by our travels." (from Jason Mraz's blog)
"when Jimmy bakes me those vegan cookies I could swear he's my very own joyologist"
joyologist by dots11 July 21, 2009

joyologist

The scientists that study the field of joyology. Joyology is the science of creating and administering joy to the world.
Santa Claus and his Lead Joyologist and Director of Joyology, Lis Cass are out delivering joy to the world :)

#YOLO
joyologist by Benevolent Fist Society February 17, 2017

Mobologist

A fake "scientist" that studies the mafia and mob involvement in modern history. This person panders to a dumb demographic that thinks they know about the Italian culture and infers they are all gangsters.
After reading the godfather, I am now a mobologist.
Mobologist by Jackson doff October 30, 2017

Jewologist 

A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".
Ben is a Jewologist

Ben is Grand Master Stooge.
Jewologist by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006

Jonoligist 

The study of dicks
I went to the jonoligist yesterday to get the red bump on my pecker checked out.
Jonoligist by Hah hah ha May 18, 2018

Jamologist 

A person who likes girls specifically under the age of 15.
James didn't realise that he was a Jamologist until he fell in love with Gabi from Attack on Titan.
Nayte has been a known Jamologist for years without being caught.
Jamologist by John Black Ops May 6, 2025
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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