Jewlz 

A nickname form the name Julia.

A freaking awesome person who loves pretty much anything. She can be a little ADD at times but everyone who meets her loves her and wants to be her best friend.

WOW JEWLZ!!! I LOVE YOU! Lets go and frolic through the flowers together,

Jewlz by Shmont April 14, 2010

Jewizire 

An unstoppable combination between a Jedi, Wizard, and Vampire. Such creature is very rare and extremely lethal.

There is no stopping a JEWIZIRE

A Jewizire carries around its lightsaber, wand, and coffin.

Look at that Jewizire! It's casting a spell, using the force, and sucking someone's blood at the same time!

Jewizire by Jewizire July 27, 2015

Jewllucinate 

When a person of Jewish decent makes an over the top exaggeration. This is typically done when he is wrong and backed into a corner during an argument usually regarding the economy, politics, or anything having to do with finance. Feel free to beat the Jew after the jewllucination is over. Often a swift kick to the shin is the best option.

David: The jew is trying to trick me with absurd comments about the banking crisis
Matt: Tell him to stop jewllucinating
The Jew: Guys trust me i know what I'm talking about, I've been studying Bank of Americas stock over the past 20 years
David: Your 18 years old that not possible
The Jew: Thats not what i meant, while looking at the stock drop over the recent years blah blah blah hebrew blah menorah blah
Matt: (swift kick to right shin)
The Jew: WHAT THE HELL
David: That shut his kosher mouth up
Matt: Try and pull that Jewllucinate crap again and see what happens

Jewllucinate by Ji Ji Force DCP & MJT 2 July 5, 2010

Jewlett

noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.

John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."

Jewlett by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012

Jewlia 

An amazing girl who is a wonderful kisser, and usually wants to travel the world. She is usually always cold, so be sure to warm her up if you're with her. She usually has beautiful curly hair and a smile that will give you butterflies. She has the most amazing body, so control yourself! Her personality looks just as good as she does, so make sure you know both of them! She will always love you no matter what you do and you better do the same to her, because if you lose her you'll never find anything better!
Awsome, great, loyal, amzing person. Has lots of passion there for knows how to treat people. They are romantic, and nice. They can be flirts, but not mean wrong they consume the people arA very intelligent, talented and artistic individual; also very caring and generous. She is easy to fall in love with, and difficult to fall out of love with. It is difficult to win her heart because she does not fall in love easily, but when she does, you will have her forever. She is confident in herself and her abilities. She may act apathetic, and even sometimes cruel, to avoid showing how she really feels. She shows what she wants you to see.
ound them with there bright energize and smile.

Guy: WOAH A JEWLIA
Girl: Whats so great about her?
Guy: EVERYTHING!

Jewlia by that guy hat lovdef November 13, 2011

Jewligan 

A misbehaving jew.

Some say Kenny Hotz is a "Jewligan".

Jewligan by dustinrobb November 6, 2012

Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010