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A humpback's jewett can be up to 15 feet long and can weigh 80 pounds.
Jewett by wsorbust October 2, 2011
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A man with an enormous whale penis. Originated when slavemasters saw theres slaves
holy shit that boys got a jewett...keep him away from the bitch
Jewett by buckwada March 24, 2007
A little Jew
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jewlet by _insertnamehere_ May 13, 2005

Jewlatto 

A Jewlatto is a mixed Jew (ethnicity wise); from "mulatto." A jewlatto is someone who is of mixed Jewish ethnicity/race, usually half.

It's meaning and construction is similar to "Halfrican."

Does not pertain necessarily to Judaism (the ancient and traditional religion of Jews), but rather to a person's ethnic/racial heritage.
Lin Goldberg is a Jewlatto...she is half Jewish, half Chinese.
Jewlatto by A.J. Wassermann February 22, 2007

Jewett City 

A ghetto ass, cracked out town in the New London area. Where mostly white kids on skate boards and burn outs with no lives roam around. Most of them "chill" at the bank, or at "Chopstix." These people are basically assholes with no lives.
burn out #1: Ayyo, wanna go skeeze around Jewett City?

burn out #2: Yeah man, let's hit a blunt on the way.
Jewett City by Fuck youuuu August 29, 2007

Jewlatto 

Jewlatto (not really derogatory, nickname) : Usually refers to a person who is half black, half Jewish (white). Contraction of Jewish + Mulatto=Jewlatto
Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonnet and Rashida Jones are famous Jewlattos.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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