Jewl 

A common word for vape or vape pens.

Jewling refers to smoking or doing vape

Bro I just smoked a Jewl in the back of the school
I got caught Jewling yesterday

Jewl by Nitrous Oxide Lover April 21, 2017

Jewl 

A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader, and like to be the center of attention.

Jewl is such a nice person.

Jewl by phantrash#14 April 1, 2017

Jewl 

Also commonly spelled Jeul, a Jewl is an ancient Jewish deul to the death, a contest of Jew powers. Jewls were (and occaisionally still are) traditionally held in a large rectangular room a minimum of ten stories high, in an urban financial area, with at least $500,000 of cash in room, and $2,500,000 in the immediate vicinity. Tactics for jewls can be found in several publications such as "Alaya's Guide to Cleaning House In Jewls". It can be used as a noun or verb, or adjective for jewlike/jeulike.

Amit: Man, that old man Alter doesn't even give his babies allowance after three months of age - bad things happen if you don't purse-feed them for the first six.
Ari: Yeah, I'm gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when I'm done with him.
Alter: Boy, I taught you your Linear-Algebra! That Asian kid Tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren't for me! Go do your chores, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!

Jewl by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

Jewllucinate 

When a person of Jewish decent makes an over the top exaggeration. This is typically done when he is wrong and backed into a corner during an argument usually regarding the economy, politics, or anything having to do with finance. Feel free to beat the Jew after the jewllucination is over. Often a swift kick to the shin is the best option.

David: The jew is trying to trick me with absurd comments about the banking crisis
Matt: Tell him to stop jewllucinating
The Jew: Guys trust me i know what I'm talking about, I've been studying Bank of Americas stock over the past 20 years
David: Your 18 years old that not possible
The Jew: Thats not what i meant, while looking at the stock drop over the recent years blah blah blah hebrew blah menorah blah
Matt: (swift kick to right shin)
The Jew: WHAT THE HELL
David: That shut his kosher mouth up
Matt: Try and pull that Jewllucinate crap again and see what happens

Jewllucinate by Ji Ji Force DCP & MJT 2 July 5, 2010

Jewlett

noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.

John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."

Jewlett by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012

Jewlia 

An amazing girl who is a wonderful kisser, and usually wants to travel the world. She is usually always cold, so be sure to warm her up if you're with her. She usually has beautiful curly hair and a smile that will give you butterflies. She has the most amazing body, so control yourself! Her personality looks just as good as she does, so make sure you know both of them! She will always love you no matter what you do and you better do the same to her, because if you lose her you'll never find anything better!
Awsome, great, loyal, amzing person. Has lots of passion there for knows how to treat people. They are romantic, and nice. They can be flirts, but not mean wrong they consume the people arA very intelligent, talented and artistic individual; also very caring and generous. She is easy to fall in love with, and difficult to fall out of love with. It is difficult to win her heart because she does not fall in love easily, but when she does, you will have her forever. She is confident in herself and her abilities. She may act apathetic, and even sometimes cruel, to avoid showing how she really feels. She shows what she wants you to see.
ound them with there bright energize and smile.

Guy: WOAH A JEWLIA
Girl: Whats so great about her?
Guy: EVERYTHING!

Jewlia by that guy hat lovdef November 13, 2011

Jewligan 

A misbehaving jew.

Some say Kenny Hotz is a "Jewligan".

Jewligan by dustinrobb November 6, 2012