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That one chick from the movie "Not a Movie". Anyways, Really Really Sexy, and Stuff, But Also just evil.

For Example; one might make a simple joke (not joke) about how are dumb and evil cats are and jewelz will physiologically Attack them without remorse.

But also incredibly funny and has a nice ass,
Also Has a thing for tigers cause tigers are awesome
Matt: Hey jewelz, cats are dumb
Jewelz: Oh My god I never talking to you again
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Matt: Hey man, I told a girl I didn't like cats
Guy 2: Lemme guess, she went Jewelz on you
Matt: sure did
One of the main chicks in "lyte Brytez". hella tatted up with a nice ass.!!
aye who that with the crew.. you know the bomb one that Asian?..Yea jewelz
jewelz by cali guyz March 8, 2010
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That one Asian Chick from the french movie "Ces`car".

She is totally Hot, loves dogs, and will totally destroy your soul if you say otherwise.

a Jewelz is a very very very Sexy, lovable, adorable, badass, Cute, funny Girl. In addition to all that it's hard not to give the Amazingly exceptional girl hug.
Person 1: My girlfriend sucks, she hates dogs and stuff
Person 2: Sorry to hear that bro, I have a Jewelz
Person 1: Damn, your lucky
Person 2: Yeah I know
Jewelz by JoeTheMovieWatcher May 16, 2012

Jewelz dictionary

A totally made up excuse for using bad grammar and/or made up words.
"Jistal" is so not a word its from your Jewelz dictionary!

Big Jewelz 

Hardcore Hip hop Artist representing Hartford Connecticut. Made a powerful impact on the mixtape scene. P.A.I.D. INTโ€™L LLC
โ€œThat boy Big Jewelz went kinda hard โ€œ
Big Jewelz by J5 da Villan January 4, 2018

Dirty Jewelz

When a pretty girl has anal beads made out of gem stones .
Who ever pulls them out the booty has to put them in there mouth swish them around and put them around the girls kneck and take her out to a fancy dinner.
I needed someone to retrieve my Dirty Jewelz to wear to dinner .
Dirty Jewelz by Butterfly5384 February 1, 2024

Dirty Jewelz

When a pretty girl has anal beads made out of gem stones .
Who ever pulls them out the booty has to put them in there mouth swish them around and put them around the girls kneck and take her out to a fancy dinner.
I needed someone to retrieve my Dirty Jewelz to wear to dinner .
Dirty Jewelz by Butterfly5384 February 1, 2024
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