Jewlander

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jewsader

Not to be confused with the standard Crusader the jewsader is not roman catholic and does not have a holy war for israel. However after said wars a "Jewsader" will pick up scraps of value to sell preferably on ebay or craigslist or in the open market. the jewsader is remarkably good at "penny pinching" in times of war, or low income situations.

-Jewsader-

"After the car bombing the jewsader scraped the trashed car"

by jewstingy August 2, 2010

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

jewanner

a person that counts small change is very tight with there money and wears a pouch of jew gold around her neck.

also know to pick up 5c coins to add to there stash

"hey can i borrow 5c?"
"no"
"aww man your such a jewanner"

by the allknowing god January 14, 2010

jewbanger

Someone who partakes in frequent, unmarried intercourse. Especially if they are of jewish decent.

He is such a jewbanger because he has sex with a lot of jews.

by Roast Beef King May 27, 2009

JewLane

A name given to Tulane University for the excessive number of JAPy bitches and jewish people.

Where do you go to school?
Tulane
Oh you mean Jewlane

by perlnit April 21, 2005

jewbanger

one who has sex with a person from the jewish faith

sally you had sex with matt hes a jew u jewbanger!

by matt May 13, 2005