Jewllucinate

When a person of Jewish decent makes an over the top exaggeration. This is typically done when he is wrong and backed into a corner during an argument usually regarding the economy, politics, or anything having to do with finance. Feel free to beat the Jew after the jewllucination is over. Often a swift kick to the shin is the best option.

David: The jew is trying to trick me with absurd comments about the banking crisis
Matt: Tell him to stop jewllucinating
The Jew: Guys trust me i know what I'm talking about, I've been studying Bank of Americas stock over the past 20 years
David: Your 18 years old that not possible
The Jew: Thats not what i meant, while looking at the stock drop over the recent years blah blah blah hebrew blah menorah blah
Matt: (swift kick to right shin)
The Jew: WHAT THE HELL
David: That shut his kosher mouth up
Matt: Try and pull that Jewllucinate crap again and see what happens

by Ji Ji Force DCP & MJT 2 July 5, 2010

jyllucinate

When a methamphetamine smoker obsesses with looking for images within the meth puddle as it cools and recrystalizes.

1. Wow that fool was chillin in his room for hours jyllucinating on his meth pipe. He text me "dawg, you gotta come see this face in my pipe!!!"
I said "dawg put the fucking pipe down and get some sleep...your starting to jyllucinate!!"

by ONAD REPEP June 9, 2014