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Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.
Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.
Jergens Jerk by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
jergens by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.
Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.
Jergens by flergins January 15, 2020
Jerges is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Jerges are very smart but they don't see it because they're different and always think outside of the box. He has a beautiful heart and the deepest brown eyes you will ever see. Jerges is a great lover and very attentive to his partners needs. Jerges are also very funny and caring and will give you anything they have just to see a smile on your face. They're strong and passionate and don't like to finish books. Jerges dream big and have bright futures ahead of them. Also Jerges smell delicious and have the power of wiping away all your pain with a big hug. Also, Jerges have beautiful smiles and a laugh that will make you laugh no matter your mood.
Damn!!! The girl has a Jerges... I've been looking for one forever...
Jerges by Go DJ June 28, 2010

jerkin with jergens 

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.
"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

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One who's a unique and loving person; one of a kind .. Impatient but sees the best in people
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