Jergels

Dick kegels; the male version of a kegel.

An exercise to strength ones member

Ever since I started doing my morning Jergels, I never have to worry about a leaky penis.

by Ikkin Siretnam December 30, 2015

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Jergens

A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.

Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.

by flergins January 15, 2020

Jerges

Jerges is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Jerges are very smart but they don't see it because they're different and always think outside of the box. He has a beautiful heart and the deepest brown eyes you will ever see. Jerges is a great lover and very attentive to his partners needs. Jerges are also very funny and caring and will give you anything they have just to see a smile on your face. They're strong and passionate and don't like to finish books. Jerges dream big and have bright futures ahead of them. Also Jerges smell delicious and have the power of wiping away all your pain with a big hug. Also, Jerges have beautiful smiles and a laugh that will make you laugh no matter your mood.

Damn!!! The girl has a Jerges... I've been looking for one forever...

by Go DJ June 28, 2010

jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

jerkelsea

One who's a unique and loving person; one of a kind .. Impatient but sees the best in people

Trust in jerkelsea, for your trust is safe

by K€|ß<♡% May 30, 2021