jergens 

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

jergens by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Jergens 

A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.

Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.

Jergens by flergins January 15, 2020

Jergens 

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.

Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.

Jergens by DeJuan March 22, 2005

Jergens 

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.

Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?

Guy 1 : The world will never know.

Jergens by $moak$takk November 25, 2011

Jergens 

A bottle of lotion

Aye man I need that’s jergens lotion to beat off to porn hub Premium

Jergens by Vape80 June 27, 2019

Jergens 

Aye man I need some of that jergens to beat off

Aye fool where my jergens lotion at

Jergens by Vape80 June 27, 2019

jergens 

a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while dancing in the rain nude, while reading the urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!

persona 1: the cow in your basement?
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!

jergens by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009