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Vasaline/skin lotion. Normal used when home alone.

Yo Dan pass me some jergen.

jergen by Drake Zebra October 18, 2004

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Jergen

A tall, blonde, pale, dreamy guy.

Typically of Norwegian descent.

May be any nationality so long as he is tall and blonde.

May also be a talented & good looking musician.

That drummer from Opeth is a total Jergen.

Jergen by mfizzeme December 16, 2021

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Jergen

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of swag.

“Wow! That’s so swagGRY! It’s a really Jergen mixtape!” said Sally.

Jergen by DigiornosPizza February 8, 2023

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Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

Jergen off by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

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Jergen Style

when you put lotion all on your dick and have your girl licks it off and when its all gone you give her a facial

My bitch is mad good at jergen style

Jergen Style by Pary December 14, 2008

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Joergen

Joergen was a horse of pewdiepie

pls joergen dont teleport away again and stay with pewd

Joergen by Pewdiepie's horse July 8, 2019

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Joergen

A kind-hearted and genuine horse that sadly went missing.

Joergen sadly went missing, and is now presumed dead.

Joergen by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 5, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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