Jerges

Jerges is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Jerges are very smart but they don't see it because they're different and always think outside of the box. He has a beautiful heart and the deepest brown eyes you will ever see. Jerges is a great lover and very attentive to his partners needs. Jerges are also very funny and caring and will give you anything they have just to see a smile on your face. They're strong and passionate and don't like to finish books. Jerges dream big and have bright futures ahead of them. Also Jerges smell delicious and have the power of wiping away all your pain with a big hug. Also, Jerges have beautiful smiles and a laugh that will make you laugh no matter your mood.

Damn!!! The girl has a Jerges... I've been looking for one forever...

by Go DJ June 28, 2010

Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Jeres505

This is a person who is pretty chill but when a person specifically named "White or lungyuth2019" will constantly say "secks" as to annoy the person, also they like hentai specifically "Astolfo"

White:help
Jeres505:secks
White:what?
Jeres505:secks
White: n o
Jeres505:yes
White:no
Jeres505:secks

by The one with the arm September 24, 2021

jeressa

A girl with big hips and a pretty smile. She likes to joke around a lot and smoke broccoli. This girl only comes once in a lifetime, she is very hard to find. She likes to stay ducked off.

Him: Is Jeressa There?
Other: No Jeressa is never easy to find

by Lucas Davis December 22, 2016

jerguš

Always broke n eatin ass

Damn im feelin like Jerguš

by anonymny krestan January 15, 2018

Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007