Jerges

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Jerges is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Jerges are very smart but they don't see it because they're different and always think outside of the box. He has a beautiful heart and the deepest brown eyes you will ever see. Jerges is a great lover and very attentive to his partners needs. Jerges are also very funny and caring and will give you anything they have just to see a smile on your face. They're strong and passionate and don't like to finish books. Jerges dream big and have bright futures ahead of them. Also Jerges smell delicious and have the power of wiping away all your pain with a big hug. Also, Jerges have beautiful smiles and a laugh that will make you laugh no matter your mood.

Damn!!! The girl has a Jerges... I've been looking for one forever...

Jerges by Go DJ June 28, 2010

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Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

Jergens Jerk by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

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Jeres505

This is a person who is pretty chill but when a person specifically named "White or lungyuth2019" will constantly say "secks" as to annoy the person, also they like hentai specifically "Astolfo"

White:help
Jeres505:secks
White:what?
Jeres505:secks
White: n o
Jeres505:yes
White:no
Jeres505:secks

Jeres505 by The one with the arm September 24, 2021

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jeressa

A girl with big hips and a pretty smile. She likes to joke around a lot and smoke broccoli. This girl only comes once in a lifetime, she is very hard to find. She likes to stay ducked off.

Him: Is Jeressa There?
Other: No Jeressa is never easy to find

jeressa by Lucas Davis December 22, 2016

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jerguš

Always broke n eatin ass

Damn im feelin like Jerguš

jerguš by anonymny krestan January 15, 2018

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Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

Jergen off by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

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jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

jergens by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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