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Ava jennings 

The prettiest girl ive met, always caring about everyone never switchin up always stays true to her self and doesnt itry to act like every other basic white hoe the only person i can trust the one person whos always there for me she is my best friend and i wouldn’t trade her for the world she is so fun to be around she’s special unique and over all my MOTHER FREAKIN BEST FRIEND no one will ever come above this bitch! plus all the boys like her 🤣
Ava Jennings is so cool i wish we could be friends.
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Waylon Jennings 

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.
"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"
Waylon Jennings by JDFP February 15, 2010

Greg Jenningsed 

Verb form of the legend, Greg Jennings
1. (verb) an act in which a person wrestles through impossible obstacles in order to succeed at one's life.
2. (verb) when a nigga puts da team on his back and does something for madden.
Person 1-Dawg, I had three tests today.
Person 2-Wow, I hope you Greg Jenningsed them.
Person 1-Hell yeah, I Greg Jenningsed the shit outta all of them. It's E-Z.

Greg Jennings

one of the hardest niggas in madden, and hes got the team on his back
Lets go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings
Greg Jennings by darren shoppa November 21, 2010

Evan Jennings 

ahh, Evan, the psychotic, machete-loving, sexy-voiced and violent male that seems to have crawled straight out of hell. Best known for the popular slenderverse web series, 'everymanHYBRID', where he played himself and a demonic being named HABIT, Evan also has a separate youtube channel where he plays video games. Also, BEWARE, he ate a baby!
oh god! I think he just ate a baby!

who IS he!?

that sexy beast is Evan Jennings!
Evan Jennings by Danger=Home July 10, 2018

William Jennings Bryan 

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.
Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"
To completely lose your mind over absolutely nothing in ten seconds or less. Process in which you blame all problems you have or ever will have on the closest available person or the person you think of first.
woman: "You're a cheating bastard!"

man "It's mother's day and I was with my mom!"
woman: "You've ruined my life and turned all of my friends against me!"
man: "Quit Jenning on me."
Jenning by Anti-Jenn May 9, 2010
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