madden

A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

The reason some girls don't get any sex.

"So did you finally get some last night?"
"No he wanted to play stupid madden!"

by Bunnyball December 22, 2006

madden

1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.

1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"
Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.

by oberchode March 07, 2006

madden

A video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives.

I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing Madden.

by GEUP August 24, 2008

madden

a nice cute guy who plays minecraft and makes people laugh no matter what

Oh your such a madden

by like ya cut g October 27, 2020

madden

a game that fuckin sucks and we all hate but yet we love and keep fuckin running back to. My theory is because the nfl sold the rights to ea so nobody else can make an nfl game, but they know everyone’s going to buy it anyway and they don’t care if it’s good

Monday- “How did he fuckin drop that??? Fuck it I’m never playing this shitt again

Tuesday- “ Hey man you wanna play madden?”

by IMayBeNinjaButYouWillNeverKnow December 29, 2019

madden

1. adj: sloppy, untidy
2. adj: extremely gluttonous or crapulent, as in the nearly constant consumption of barbecued ribs, pizza, fried chicken, gravy, or mayonaise
3. n: a sloppy or gluttonous person

"Shit, I'm getting all madden with these submarine sandwiches"

by ekooooo October 14, 2005

Madden

When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.

"I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden."

by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 30, 2021