Oct 28 Word of the Day
a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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by FortunateSun October 24, 2019
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A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

The reason some girls don't get any sex.

"So did you finally get some last night?"
"No he wanted to play stupid madden!"
by Bunnyball December 22, 2006
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A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.
Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.
by Tikibarberfan February 02, 2010
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The guy who is always depressed but doesn’t show it. He enjoys talking to people but he feels he is being annoyed. If he really likes someone he will not give up until he know that he’ll never be good enough for her.
Madden is depressed
by Depressed and sad November 21, 2018
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A video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives.
I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing Madden.
by GEUP August 23, 2008
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Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.
Madden is so nice

I’m going to ask out madden

Madden looks good today
by Jules223 January 29, 2018
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