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Short spasms (usually less than a minute) of spewing lies undermining one's personal achievements and making those around the person feeling even more feeble with their pathetic accomplishments.
The original discovers assumed that these spasms were done on purpose, deliberate attacks on the esteem of others.
However, extensive observation of those with chronic Jenning Disease has proved that it is a serious medical condition
1)Person 1: look at all these african kids
Person 2:ugh.. i wish i were as skinny as them. im such a fatass sometimes
Person 1: stop jenning

2)When you have a 99% average and president of three clubs and councils at your school and you have volunteered at a third world country but worried about not getting hired at McDonalds.
by NaginiNeverGoodEnough April 14, 2011
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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To completely lose your mind over absolutely nothing in ten seconds or less. Process in which you blame all problems you have or ever will have on the closest available person or the person you think of first.
woman: "You're a cheating bastard!"

man "It's mother's day and I was with my mom!"
woman: "You've ruined my life and turned all of my friends against me!"
man: "Quit Jenning on me."
by Anti-Jenn May 09, 2010
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Sending a picture of a demented penis to multiple people.
Craig did a Jennings to a group of girls we just met.
by YeaBuddddday August 27, 2011
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v. The act of nutting in a bitch's mouth or face, then making her sleep on the floor at your feet like a dog, while robbing her.
Yo, that bitch was a skank ho.
Yeah, I totally jenningsed her last night.
by The Prog Power January 15, 2006
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The act of pretending to actually work, when in fact you are sitting on your ass all day doing jack shit.
When someone asks you what your doing at work and your response is "I'm jenning".
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adj;
1) To smoke marijuana.

Created in memory of Peter Jennings who was always able to stay calm no matter how depressing was the world he reported about nightly.
Dude, I have some great dank, we should definitely go Jenning with this stuff.
by Arialys January 18, 2008
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