Jawboned

The soreness associated with a repetitive motion disorder caused by exuberant falatio.

I had a really busy weekend, so busy that I'm totally jawboned right now.

by FancyNance September 4, 2011

Jayboned

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

by TheFirm July 25, 2009

jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Rawdog Jawbone

A massive penis angrily dropped into a weak jaw, with loads, without the use of a condom.

Do you really wanna talk to me like that bruh? You finna get rawdog jawboned real quick.

by Gardenhose Bolfgall October 5, 2018

jawbone

v. oral sex given from a woman to a man

damn that bitch is wasted, lemme take her into the back room and see if i cant cop some jawbone!

by mr.niceguy February 16, 2006

jawbone effect

where jaws start dropping as a result of shock and dribble starts flowing.

the fall in the price of gold overnight triggered a massive jawbone effect on the market

by adamp February 6, 2004

Jawbone

A fitness tracker that tracks your steps and sleep and your caliores

I just got a jawbone for my birthday

by Lolipop87💁🏽 August 23, 2015