Jayboned 

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

Jayboned by TheFirm July 25, 2009

jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

jamboned by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Jawboned

The soreness associated with a repetitive motion disorder caused by exuberant falatio.

I had a really busy weekend, so busy that I'm totally jawboned right now.

Jawboned by FancyNance September 4, 2011

Jaysoned 

When a fat Asian man destroys something.

“Damn that bed just got jaysoned!”said Cade. “Should’ve have let him jump on the bed.” Said jayden shaking his head.

Jaysoned by N1ćkd00śh September 12, 2020

Jamboned

Getting absolutely shcuttered on the pints

Jesus Ben was fairly jamboned last night

Jamboned by Jizzle03 May 25, 2022