Jayboned

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

Jayboned by TheFirm July 25, 2009

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jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

jamboned by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

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Jayboned • jamboned • Jawboned • Jaysoned

Jawboned

The soreness associated with a repetitive motion disorder caused by exuberant falatio.

I had a really busy weekend, so busy that I'm totally jawboned right now.

Jawboned by FancyNance September 4, 2011

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Jaysoned

When a fat Asian man destroys something.

“Damn that bed just got jaysoned!”said Cade. “Should’ve have let him jump on the bed.” Said jayden shaking his head.

Jaysoned by N1ćkd00śh September 12, 2020

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Jamboned

Getting absolutely shcuttered on the pints

Jesus Ben was fairly jamboned last night

Jamboned by Jizzle03 May 25, 2022

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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