Jayboned

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

Jayboned by TheFirm July 25, 2009

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jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

jamboned by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

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Jayboned • jamboned • Jawboned • Jaysoned

Jawboned

The soreness associated with a repetitive motion disorder caused by exuberant falatio.

I had a really busy weekend, so busy that I'm totally jawboned right now.

Jawboned by FancyNance September 4, 2011

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Jaysoned

When a fat Asian man destroys something.

“Damn that bed just got jaysoned!”said Cade. “Should’ve have let him jump on the bed.” Said jayden shaking his head.

Jaysoned by N1ćkd00śh September 12, 2020

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Jamboned

Getting absolutely shcuttered on the pints

Jesus Ben was fairly jamboned last night

Jamboned by Jizzle03 May 25, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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