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Tyler: Yo my favorite character in spongebob square pants is mr krabs .
네 엄마 게이: Really? Mines Japward.
Japward by owo uwu owo May 17, 2018
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Japtard is a slang used to express those rough western kids who probably never went to Japan but think they are Japanese. They speak some Japanese words they picked up in games and anime and are playing Japanese games in favor of all others to be l33t. Also, if you say anything negative about Japan you commit blasphemy and you don't know what you are talking about, cuz Japan rules and its anime, games and chicks are teh bestest! Most Japtards are found on Anime boards but also on game boards from sites such as gamefaqs, as I found out I got moderated for using the word Japtard. Germlamer is fine, canadweep too, Scandiloser.. Aussie.. but Japtard... NOOOOO!!!

You with your stupid japanese hitokiriblabla nickname and cool Kanji avatar = Japtard! GTFO!!
japtard by R-typer October 17, 2006
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A stupid internet kid that uses bad Japanese to try and sound cool to their lamer friends, who are also inherently japtards.
"Kawaii!!!1"
"Stfu, japtard."
japtard by KInstink64 April 26, 2005
Jason Hayward aka Jayward is a little fuck from Brantford. He loves the cock and Jesus. He has an attractive sister.
Jayward by MR.PLOE February 14, 2004
Someone who is a Boss , STUNNA , motivated , determined and ambitious. His grind never ends because being comfortable will never be enough.
Jaward is a self made boss who is determined to succeed.
jaward by SavSum April 14, 2018
A short, Asian boy that is obsessed with video games and practices kung fu moves that he has learned through years of playing. Japtards usually talk fast and expect everyone to know what they're talking about when it refers to one of the 300 Final Fantasy video games they're playing at the moment.
That japtard just did a roundhouse kick. He's probably copying his favorite Tekken character.
japtard by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005
A combination of two names from Twilight... the hottie Jacob and the wannabe hottie Edward. Name of an idiot, or a nickname for those lucky people who have both names on their birth certificate
He forgot the parmesan for my ravioli! What a Jacward!
Jacward by Noelfielding August 14, 2010
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