JETGB

JETGB - Just Enough To Get By .... an acronym for "Just Enough To Get By" is a great piece of shorthand. It captures that exact feeling of doing the bare minimum required to pass a threshold—whether it is applied to project management thresholds, workplace effort ("quiet quitting"), or studying for a test

Ray and Larry do JETGB or Just Enough To Get By at their grocery store jobs .... they are total slackers that do the bare minimum !

JETGB by Blu_leef September 26, 2026

Jetboat 

The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.

This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.

"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."

Jetboat by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013

Jetgasm 

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

Jetgasm by keifermail June 29, 2009

jetbaiting 

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.

When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"

jetbaiting by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012

jetablag

An elderly, decrepit person's mobility scooter

Did you see that old lady tearing through the shops on her jetablag!!!

jetablag by The artist formerly know as Poon January 26, 2007

Jetbridging

Jet-bridging or Jet bridging, is the action of boarding a Long Haul Aircraft and keeping the passengers at the Jet bridge for a while until the Purser and Captain are ready for " real boarding".

This a rather inventive act, created by some Airline Supervisors in Dusseldorf international airport and it consists on starting the boarding process before the crew has given the “ok” for boarding.

The jet bridge is therefore used as a holding point to hold all Passengers and start the long boarding of 300 Passengers in the system.

With this method, the flights can be closed on time and station performance and on time performance increases exponentially.

Some interesting data:

B767 -209 Passengers

Record Time between commencing of the boarding process and flight closed / off blocks - 15min.

Captain: I guess we are running late today. What can be done to expedite the boarding process.

AA Supervisor: Let’s do some Jetbridging / Jet bridging
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Station ISC: one more day on time and we have the best on time performance in Europe.

Supervisor: Lets Jet bridge it!

Jetbridging by SKYWALKER AA December 20, 2018