JetBlued

Euphemistic way of expressing someone got screwed or ripped off.

Eptymology: Originated shortly after the February 2007 series of mistakes that lefts countless JetBlue customers stuck in airplanes and airport terminals for many hours.

Jack: Check out this amazing diamond ring I bought for my wife on the internet.
Steve: Bro, that's clealy a fake ring.
Jack: You're kidding right?
Steve: Nah, man. You got JetBlued.

JetBlued by Yahtzek March 3, 2007

JetBlue Balls 

When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.

Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.

JetBlue Balls by icwish December 27, 2009

Jet Blued

An adjective used to describe that someone quit their job in a dramatic and legendary way.

Origin: In reference to Steven Slater, a disgruntled Jet Blue Flight Attendant, who quit his job by telling all the passengers on the plane to "go fuck themselves" over the PA system, deploying the emergency slide, then exiting the plane with a beer from the galley in-hand.

He totally Jet Blued.

Jet Blued by Seattle2010 August 10, 2010

JETBLUE 

an airline that pwns all other airlines...don't believe me? next time you're at an airport check and see how much space jetblue takes up. they're taking over...fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa!

Willie: I rode on Jetblue today.
Billie: Really? How was it?
Willie: It was awesome...I did the mile high club thing if you know what I mean...
Billie: Haha awesome man! I gotta ride Jetblue someday.
WIllie: Oh yea they have TV's in each headrest! How awesome is that?
Billie: That's real awesome!

JETBLUE by smackboobie November 1, 2006

JetBlue 

Transitive Verb. /

The act of loudly losing one's shit in front of a rather large, anonymous crowd, before deploying a 3000-psi nitrogen-charged emergency slide and absconding with multiple, unpurchased alcoholic beverages.

Person 1: Krikey! Did you see Jill go all JetBlue, tonight at the party?

Person 2: Yes I did. She was hot.

JetBlue by PseuPseuPseudio August 10, 2010

JetBlue Exit 

Noun: to leave a job while making a flamboyant gesture; a way of saying "fuck you" in a literal or symbolic sense.

JetBlue Exit: Based on incident when JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater departed his aircraft (and his employment) via the emergency slide while carrying a stolen beer.

JetBlue Exit by Island Mac Guy August 11, 2010

JetBlues 

The feeling you get when you hate your job, or the customers you deal with. Reference to Steven Slater, the Flight Attendent who, after a scene with a passenger, shouted expletives over the P.A. system, then grabbed a beer and slid down the emergency chute.

These non-tippers give me the JetBlues.

JetBlues by SXY S14 August 13, 2010