jetbike 

A motorcycle styled personal watercraft built by AquaJet Corporation, although no longer being manufactured.
The Jetbike features dual-steering and high draft design for true motorcycle like handling.

Most commonly, however, jetbike is misused to describe personal watercraft of the water-jet propulsion type.

Do you have a seadoo, jet ski, or jetbike?

jetbike by Devick September 12, 2009

jetbike 

Jetbike is a term commonly used by the media and other clueless people to describe the sit-down variety of Personal Watercraft. To my knowledge there is actually no such thing as a jetbike - unless you consider a motorbike with a jet engine attached to it?

Jetski is another term used but is normally acceptable given that this is a brand of Personal Watercraft made by Kawasaki.

Other brands include Waverunner (Yamaha) and Seadoo (Bombardier).

"Jetbikes are dangerous and the use of such machines should be avoided, especially when on holiday"

Examples of other nonsense media terms include (but are not limited to) jetscooter, waterbike, water scooter and sea scooter.

jetbike by John999 August 31, 2007

doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

Cracked 

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020