jetbike 

A motorcycle styled personal watercraft built by AquaJet Corporation, although no longer being manufactured.
The Jetbike features dual-steering and high draft design for true motorcycle like handling.

Most commonly, however, jetbike is misused to describe personal watercraft of the water-jet propulsion type.

Do you have a seadoo, jet ski, or jetbike?

jetbike by Devick September 12, 2009

jetbike 

Jetbike is a term commonly used by the media and other clueless people to describe the sit-down variety of Personal Watercraft. To my knowledge there is actually no such thing as a jetbike - unless you consider a motorbike with a jet engine attached to it?

Jetski is another term used but is normally acceptable given that this is a brand of Personal Watercraft made by Kawasaki.

Other brands include Waverunner (Yamaha) and Seadoo (Bombardier).

"Jetbikes are dangerous and the use of such machines should be avoided, especially when on holiday"

Examples of other nonsense media terms include (but are not limited to) jetscooter, waterbike, water scooter and sea scooter.

jetbike by John999 August 31, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012