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Jondall
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Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...
“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”
Jondall by Ovary-Cervix Destroyer April 28, 2019
Jondell
A person who is very kind and helpful to others. He has awesome friends and gets good grades at school. He may be shy at first but when you get to talk with him, he is a very nice guy. He can talk about different kinds of topics when having a conversation with him. He knows a lot about music, tv shows, movies, and more. He is the kind of person who can make others happy, even when he is not saying much. Kids and adults like him because of his personality.
Jondiculery
Jondiculery by FireToast2 March 12, 2023
bames jond
wow, look at mike, he tried to jump from the roof and puled a total bames jond.
i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.
i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.
bames jond by bamesjond June 12, 2010
Joonders
A Joonders is a Juicy Poon Anders, in other terms a coward, gay and stupid person, usually of the male gender.
Sean: Haaa, you pussied out back there, you Joonders :)
Jay: Nooo, I didn't...
Sean: Your such a Joonders hahahah...
Jay: Whatever, I'll save this one for later.
Jay: Nooo, I didn't...
Sean: Your such a Joonders hahahah...
Jay: Whatever, I'll save this one for later.
Joonders by oO-Cheech-Oo November 26, 2010
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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