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When you drink so much booze that your liver gets fucked and you think you have jaundice, prevalent amongst skinny northern connecticut frat boys with Ethiopian bellies
Colin:Yo, Greg keeps telling me he has jonda.

Brad: Dont you mean jaundice?

Colin: Maybe, he's a roach
Jonda by Moose Mongue February 22, 2009
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Jonda

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Jonda is the definition of success and wealth, all girls wanna s*** his d*** because he has bbc. Jonda is very smart and knows how to turn every situation into his advantage. If u see Jonda one day sad its is because he didn't.... arh let's not continue everything important was said. No Cap
Jonda Wonder Boy is sent from Heaven with great D*** Vitamine
Jonda by Wondajonda November 21, 2021

Jonda

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Jonda is the définition of wealth and succes. The person named Jonda is very smart and know how to turn every situation into his favor. He d*** is massive and every girl wanna swallow it. If u ever see him sad it’s because… F*** it, most important was said.
Jonda Wonderboy is a Heaven Sent angel with Massive D-Vitamine
Jonda by Wondajonda November 21, 2021

jonah marais roth frantzich 

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The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.
"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"

Jonah Marais 

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brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette
girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post

Me: YES HE IS SO HOT
Jonah Marais by Whydontwezdjjc August 14, 2017

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 

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The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat
Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
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