Jondall

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Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...

“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”

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Jondell

A person who is very kind and helpful to others. He has awesome friends and gets good grades at school. He may be shy at first but when you get to talk with him, he is a very nice guy. He can talk about different kinds of topics when having a conversation with him. He knows a lot about music, tv shows, movies, and more. He is the kind of person who can make others happy, even when he is not saying much. Kids and adults like him because of his personality.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seem that one guy who doesn't talk that much?"

Person 2: "Who, Jondell?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I think that's his name."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I know him, Jondell is very nice when you get to know him."

Jondell by JT111 June 16, 2017

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Jondalar

An old english male name meaning "he who is silly".

Person 1: Do you know who Jondalar is?
Person 2: Yeah, he is very silly.

Jondalar by notasillyperson July 22, 2011

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Jandalled

(verb) To become inebriated or achieve an alternate state of consciousness through abuse of substances and/or injury.

"I'm going to the pub to get jandalled."

"Man, I got so jandalled last night."

"I got in a fight last night, and now I'm jandalled."

Jandalled by The Crazed Baron June 25, 2009

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jondable

Fuckable or screwable

That chick is surely jondable.

jondable by A.J. Agustin May 13, 2005

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jondahl

He is very strong! He is the END-God! He has one of the biggest Dick!

Jondahl beat all people!

jondahl by GamixHD January 4, 2017

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Jendall

When someone who goes by the name of Kendall and someone who goes by the name of Jay decide that they like each other this becomes a ship name.

Kendall: I like Jay
Ayda: I ship Jendall for life

Jendall by imactuallyyourmom April 27, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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