JALAB

It's an Uzbek swear word often used by aggressive and disappointed Uzbeks during an uncomfortable situation. Also, the word that is translated into English is called "condom".

JALAB (but in an aggressive form)
*driver 1 accidentally crashes his car into driver 2*
Driver 2: *Gets out of his car very angrily* "Hey! Are you JALAB!? Watch where you're going asshole!
Driver 1: I'm sorry man! It was just an accident!
JALAB (but in translated form for "condom")
Friend 1: Hey man, always wear a JALAB before sex

by ELYORBEKA77D March 9, 2020

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Jalandhar

Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.

Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.

by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014

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Jababa Lips

Big lips, that require repetitive licking to stay moist, and are normally of African-American decent.

Daaaang...look at the jababa lips on that guy. He could give Angelina Jolie a run for her money.

by Lady Glock August 19, 2011

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Jalapeno Shits

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

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