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jalabast
jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.
Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.
jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020
jaladora
A girl who is down for anything; usually only hangs out with guys; not many girls like her because of her good looks
jaladora by Patronarte805 December 30, 2016
Jalabated
The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.
Jalabated by Murenhausen March 20, 2009
JALAB
It's an Uzbek swear word often used by aggressive and disappointed Uzbeks during an uncomfortable situation. Also, the word that is translated into English is called "condom".
JALAB (but in an aggressive form)
*driver 1 accidentally crashes his car into driver 2*
Driver 2: *Gets out of his car very angrily* "Hey! Are you JALAB!? Watch where you're going asshole!
Driver 1: I'm sorry man! It was just an accident!
JALAB (but in translated form for "condom")
Friend 1: Hey man, always wear a JALAB before sex
*driver 1 accidentally crashes his car into driver 2*
Driver 2: *Gets out of his car very angrily* "Hey! Are you JALAB!? Watch where you're going asshole!
Driver 1: I'm sorry man! It was just an accident!
JALAB (but in translated form for "condom")
Friend 1: Hey man, always wear a JALAB before sex
JALAB by ELYORBEKA77D March 9, 2020
jalaboñer
jalaboñer by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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