Jalabated

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.

Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.

by Murenhausen March 20, 2009

Jabated

This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!

“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow”
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”

by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021

Jabated

To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged

After my accident, my car was jabated

by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018

Javanated

After your first cup of coffee. You're Javanated

I just woke up and I need to get javanated

by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021