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Jalabated 

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.
Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.
Jalabated by Murenhausen March 20, 2009
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This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!
“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”
Jabated by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021
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To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged
After my accident, my car was jabated
Jabated by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018

Javanated 

After your first cup of coffee. You're Javanated
I just woke up and I need to get javanated
Javanated by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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