jalaboñer

A boner caused from a jalapeño, or any particular spicy foods.

Don't look below the table; the nachos gave Juan a jalaboñer.

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

Jambonerism

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon

Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?

by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

Alaboner

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.

Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."

by Andythebigman January 3, 2011

jaboner

to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it

man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers

by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009

Jaboner

When you meet friends after a night out and ask "Jaboner?" to see whether coitus was exchanged.

"Went out last night, ended up talking to some pretty hot babe!".. "So, Jaboner?"

by White Lionel August 29, 2012

Jamboner

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.

"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"

by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013

jaboner

well, it sure isn't the flight stick

"woah, thats not the flight stick.... thats my jaboner.

by Alf Daddy September 8, 2006